"I know your type, you clever with tough talk, you...
- Jermaine Lamarr Cole
& Every line counts: The Kill. →
thelastlines: The most pertinent part of the kill is first conceiving the attack. Before I feed figuratively on the mere thoughts of consuming you entirely, I have no choice but to figure out the most inconspicuous manner in which I can position myself just right.. To be far enough behind you so that I’m just…
When you haven't heard a song in years and still...
& Every line counts: I listen, →
thelastlines: To soft spoken limrics of hearts broken again, Carried on wings of affection through whispers of wind Flow of emotions transcend the sin that’s burried deep within Lost souls with no visage or hope to carry on and so… I listen I Feel… The physical pain endured by countless innocents unhealed …
Nobody truly know me got me feeling so alone They wonder what’s on my mind,...– An excerpt from Welcome by J. Cole (via cr3at1vem1nd)
That awkward moment when you tell your parents...
ROFLMFAOOO , READ TWICE TO UNDERSTAND .
Blonde: WHO WANTS TO DATE ME AND HURRY?!?!?!
Boy: Why do you want someone to date you?
Blonde: Because in 2012 every SINGLE person would die!!
.Boy-At last,I can hardy wait!
.Girl-Do u want me to leave?
.Boy-NO! dont even think about it.
.Girl-Do you love me?
.Girl-Have you ever cheated on me?
.Boy-NO! Why are you even asking?
.Girl-Will you kiss me?
.Boy-Every chance i get!
.Girl-Will you hit me?
.Boy-Hell no! Are you crazy!
.Girl-Can i trust you?
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lmMan says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Christmas List .
Girl: Can i get an Apple and a Blackberry for xmas?
Mum: OMG IS THAT ALL?!
Girl: Um.. yeah
Mum: So i dont have to spend that much on you this year!
*Xmas day: Girl opens her present*
Girl: OMG WTF IS THIS !???!??
I love those days when you just DGAF
Hair looks like shit? Homework still to do? Room still to clean? Bitches trying to make you mad? Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama? Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
when you're nine year old sister walks in on you...
asdfghjklomg: -onethousandlights: And you’re like And she’s like “Aren’t you supposed to be the mature one?” And you’re like: “I CAN BE IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND STILL BE MATURE.” And she’s like: And you’re like: But then the song changes to ‘I See the Light’ and you’re like WHY IS THIS SO RELEVANT OH MY GODDDDDDDD